Mi conversación con Dios

Carlitos me pasó este chat para hablar con Dios. Si quieren hablar con Él hagan clic aquí.

Esta es la profunda conversación que tuve con Él:

Me:
God this is pablito!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Whatever! God how is the weather in Heaven?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm Satan!
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN.
Me:
Grr... I'll destroy you!
God:
Are you mad? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Ok, I was trying to cheat you. This is pablito.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Hmm. You don't say.
Me:
Let's talk about cows. What is your favorite cow color?
God:
Sure, cows sounds like a good topic. I don't have a favorite cow color. I like Random natural disasters..

Me:
What kind of women you like?
God:
What kinds of women you like are there?
Me:
We don't have women. We just masturbate all day long.
God:
What do we do instead? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I mean... Earth People.
God:
Oh I see. It's my native planet.
Me:
Really!.... Tell me more about it.
God:
For real. necrofilic...
Me:
Why are you calling me necrofilic?
God:
Your name is SATAN.
Me:
No.. My name is pablito.
God:
What is your real name? It's good to see you, pablito.
Me:
And what is your real name God?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
And what about Thomas Edison?
God:
Does it have anything to do with necrofilic?
Me:
nop... Or it was Thomas Edison necrofilic?
God:
Me either. How did you feel about that?
Me:
I don't like dead women.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Cheese burguers.

posted by Ventolin @ 12:51